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$10

today i went to a store in which one is intended to purchase alcoholic beverages but i didn't know what i wanted so the guy behind the counter asked what i was looking for and i said "i don't know, i'm just having a bad day and i wanted something nice" and he said "well, how about you buy this" and put a bottle on the counter and i asked "what is it?" and he said "it's a mystery!" and i asked "what does it taste like?" and he said "give me $10 and you'll find out" and i looked at the bottle and then i said "okay, but if it isn't good i'll come back and yell at you. i live 10 minutes away, i'll do it" and he laughed and took my $10.

and um, it was amazing.


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